Dick Pics

Of course it is always when you are happy in your day to day single life and blogging about it that random men will assume you want pictures of their penis.  I truly have no idea why but this is a proven truth.  And, I am not talking about sexting, I mean unsolicited dick pics. (For the record if I have any interest in you or your little friend you would know.  I am full on.  So if I am not texting you on the regular assume no pictures are desired.) Sadly I am unable to stop this ridiculous phenomena but I can offer three steps of advice for women who are on the receiving end of such gems.

1) Don't tolerate it.  And I know we live in a society where women are told not to be dramatic. But, don't we also live in a society where it is illegal to show your dick at a woman in public? When you receive a hammer text stand your ground.  Tell the sender it is totally inappropriate.  Don't insult their "gift" or get personal.  But don't stay silent either!! Let the person know it is offensive and send them on their way.

2) No exchange policy.  Seeing as how we apparently don't live in a society where we exchange goods for other goods, I am not sure why men seem to believe an unsolicited dick pic would warrant anything more than point number one (above).  Fun fact: I actually don't have a picture of my vagina on hold just burning a whole in my cell phone longing to be shared...) Don't share a anything.  Don't be pressured by some creep who thinks you owe him because he made the very poor life choice of sending you an unprovoked nude shot of himself.  Don't think he deserves anything more than a lesson that this kind of sharing is disgusting.

3) Distance yourself.  The heart of the matter is anyone who respects you won't randomly send you a picture of his cock.  Just like most men won't just walk up to you in the park and whip it out as a pick up line.  Men that hammer text you are not your night in shining armor.  And, I know it gets tough.  You met him and you've been friendly.  You start to like him and he sends you a dick pic and asks if you like it.  Stop.  Stop thinking you did something to provoke this.  Unless you asked for a picture in plain English he's at fault, not you.  And, I know you want his attention still because you don't fully understand what a creep he is.  Trust me any guy who throws hammer texts like candy at a parade is no good for you.

Some times I think I will never understand men and then other times I think do I even want to? In conclusion I may start a small public gallery for all those pictures that are piling up in my social media inbox.  Thanks for reading! XO