Taking a quick break from relationship advice to give some commuting advice. After watching a poor, very pregnant woman cling for dear life for almost half an hour today I have five tips for all commuters everywhere.
1) Seats (in particular in the front) are for those in need. If you are an able body young person you should not be sitting texting your friends as an elderly man with a walker struggles. Wake up people!!!! Look at each stop and decide if your seat is needed, if it is offer it.
2) STOP TALKING SO LOUD. With all the cellular technology in this world there is no need for you to yell your conversation while sardined on the bus. No one cares they just want to get home. Get off your phone and ride the bus for ten minutes, then call your friend and talk about all the amazing things that I have overheard such as how drunk you were last night, who is having a party and whose girlfriend fought with who...omg! Grow up.
3) Walk quickly on the left of the escalator. This is the deal. The left side of the escalator is for walking. The right side is for standing. The end.
4) TAKE OFF YOUR BACKPACK. I see that the signs and pictures illustrating this are not enough so I will explain. Your backpack takes up space AND hits seated people in the face, take off your backpack and store it at your feet. This is common sense really, I mean your backpack is a large hump on your back.
5)Move over. To every person who has ever sat in the outside seat of the two seated isle and then put your lap sized bag on the other seat so you take up two seats, thank you for nothing. Move over. Make room, in particular in rush hour. And, if someone asks you to move over and you are rude about it or worse, you say no, you are not a transit worthy person, you sir (and more often ma'am) should buy a scooter, car, whatever where you can put all your many bags and not be a nuisance to others just trying to get home.
The truth is most of these are practical courtesy. These tips are being conscious of those around you, those in need,those commuting, let's all take a moment and try respect one another.
Thanks for reading! XOXO
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