Wednesday 3 February 2016

Fountain of Youth


Further to my blog about cougar living last week I would like to share three magnificent ways that keeping it young keeps you hip.

1) Technology...social media more particularly.  They ask to add you to their Whatsapp and Snapchat and you ask them what it is.  And, they are happy to tell you what it is and then make fun of you when you write the Snap banner accross your face in your pictures.  But, nevertheless!! You learn these new apps and you master them so you can converse with your young men.  And, in doing so you are keeping up with the ages.

2) You are in the know!! Of slang that is.  But, actually if you are me you have NO idea what "On Fleek" means...But, of course because you would never admit to such ignorance!! You pretend along and Google all these foreign words to appear in the know.  Then slowly you find yourself saying these slang words with friends your age.   You are not only keeping yourself hip you are helping your friends too!

3)Sexual healing. I am not talking about sex but sexuality and feeling sexy.  Nothing makes you forget your age and the worries that come with them faster than a compliment from a young man.  Some thing about them wanting you and flattering you washes your mind free of the daily grind and social norms.    You are laughing and smiling and feeling, and doesn't it feel great? And, let's face it after getting out of a dragged on relationship and a series of bullish#t flirtations that never accumulated to anything sexual attention is amazing.

Yes you are going to originally feel a bit dated with their friends at first but that is really just in your head.  Because twenty somethings are so much fun.  They remind us how to be hip and sexy and so much more.  So long social norms and hello to all the knowledge cougar life can give me.  Thanks for reading! XO

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